January 9 - 13, 2012

January 13, 2012 - It's your lucky day!

My coworker plan’s rather plucky.
He said, “Thirteen is really unlucky.
Let’s use fourteen instead.”
I just looked back and said,
“Breaking sequences makes things run yucky.”

January 12, 2012 - When in doubt, there's probably a switch somewhere

There’s a glitch with the network adapter.
Could the laptop bag count as a factor?
We just could not rely
On the level one guy.
He is really an out-of-work actor.

January 11, 2012 - Countdown

When a virus attacks, I sure dread it.
Now my update list, I have to edit
Since my boss with a Mac
Thought my note’s out of whack,
But I give the guy credit - He read it.

January 10, 2012 - Unclear on the concept

Her perception can’t be any queerer.
She proclaimed so my cohorts could hear her,
“Now I really am mad:
My new boss thinks I’m bad.”
“Where’s your problem? Just look in the mirror!”

Though we wanted to put up a fight
We just knew that it’s really not right.
We just laughed ‘til we shook.
Would she go take that look
In the one that she used in “Snow White?”

January 9, 2012 - At least the dentist offers a pain killer

From a call in the dentist chair booth,
I became a dead monitor sleuth.
Bet she felt like a chump
That that mouse got a bump!
That's what happened! I swear, it's the tooth!