January 2 - 6, 2012

January 6, 2012 - Oops!

Yes, the vendor was sure full of woe.
He can't get the new printer to go.
He had found there's a hitch
When you print to a switch:
He's not sure where the paper should go.


January 5, 2012 - So THAT'S what the PC nobody uses is for!

There’s a server. My wife has to mind it.
On this night, she’s so mad that she’s blinded.
She was told the thing’s crashed,
But that room’s been so trashed
It’s a wonder she even can find it.


January 4, 2012 - Priorities

System’s running so bad, the fish kicks it.
Clear the logs after two weeks? They nix it.
What the fish had to find:
That in their state of mind,
If a system’s not broken, don’t fix it.


January 3, 2012 - OK, not EXACTLY the same noise

There's a user who can't take no more!
His computer will die! He is sure!
He hears workers below.
When it crashes, we'll know.
It will be when it goes through the floor.


January 2, 2012 - New year, same old users

In my role as a help desk advisor,
There’s this user so dumb, I despise her.
What’s her name? She won’t say!
I can’t wait for the day
PC’s come with a good breathalyzer.