January 2 - 6, 2012

January 6, 2012 - Oops!

Yes, the vendor was sure full of woe.
He can't get the new printer to go.
He had found there's a hitch
When you print to a switch:
He's not sure where the paper should go.

January 5, 2012 - So THAT'S what the PC nobody uses is for!

Thereís a server. My wife has to mind it.
On this night, sheís so mad that sheís blinded.
She was told the thingís crashed,
But that roomís been so trashed
Itís a wonder she even can find it.

January 4, 2012 - Priorities

Systemís running so bad, the fish kicks it.
Clear the logs after two weeks? They nix it.
What the fish had to find:
That in their state of mind,
If a systemís not broken, donít fix it.

January 3, 2012 - OK, not EXACTLY the same noise

There's a user who can't take no more!
His computer will die! He is sure!
He hears workers below.
When it crashes, we'll know.
It will be when it goes through the floor.

January 2, 2012 - New year, same old users

In my role as a help desk advisor,
Thereís this user so dumb, I despise her.
Whatís her name? She wonít say!
I canít wait for the day
PCís come with a good breathalyzer.