December 26-30, 2011

December 30, 2011 - Living in the future

"All my jobs have run. There are no more."
"I've a couple more left. Come on o'er"
For abusing the $HASP,
My boss chewed out my asp
Because that's what the phone system's for.

December 29, 2011 - You'd think it must come from SOMEWHERE, but no...

That darned IT support’s full of woe.
“A report of that file just won’t go.”
Since that system runs fine
With the U2 design,
We should just call up Bono. He’ll know…

December 28, 2011 - As long as you don't make a copy of the box

The security group’s making sure
That the server room’s really secure.
But he found a big box
To defeat all the locks
Since a key is so hard to procure.

December 27, 2011 - Well, maybe it's unexpected to YOU...

There’s a problem, and I have to scout it.
User’s right, there is no doubt about it.
When that server reboots,
That one message, we’ll mute,
So we don’t tell the users about it.

December 26, 2011 - Sounds like a memory problem

Operations called. Help calls he screens.
There’s a glitch on this system’s machine.
There’s a change control out.
He must have, there’s no doubt,
At least one or two goldfish-like genes.