When the CAO’s mouse ball would roll,
He heard tunes from the task bar control.
Since that programmer’s scared,
Will that grievance be aired
On that night ‘round the Festivus pole?
At the mouth, this one user would foam.
All his docs, he can't find them at home.
Now, there's LAN and there's WAN,
Both you must understand.
There are differences I had to show'm.
Said the lawyer, “Your network is sick.”
So I got to the meeting room quick.
But with nary a thought,
It’s his desktop he brought!
One might think that his name’s prob’ly NIC.
Said the GM this morning to me,
“Cell phone service sucks. What can it be?”
So I then got involved.
Now the mystery’s solved,
Now we just have to work on the “re-“
There’s a call from receptionist Pam.
“Use the new system? Yes sir, I am.”
“You are slightly confused.
Your old handset is used,
That’s unless your name’s Microsoft Sam.”