December 5 - 9, 2011

December 9, 2011 - Technically, that would be one and a half gigs saved

Though at most plants, the boss would be screamin’,
There was one who was up to some schemin’.
I think one of his pearls
Involved JPEGs of girls.
He's the guy that employs the Arch Demon.

December 8, 2011 - Plausible deniability

To our users, the errors looked fine.
But I saw error warnings benign.
“By a shark, you’ll be bit,”
Wrote a humorous wit,
“If your browser is called IE9.”

December 7, 2011 - OK, THIS time you're not out to get me

IT’s messing with her’s what she fears.
Name’s retyped, and the bug disappears.
There’s a really big space
That sent me on this chase:
It’s the one that’s between both her ears.

December 6, 2011 - PC certification, 1980s style

Fixing mainframes is really our job.
"Fix my PC!" we heard the chief sob.
Though at first we were scared,
The thing soon was repaired
When we luckily turned the right knob.

December 5, 2011 - And it's probably safer that way

In my office and places beyond,
There's some users of which I'm not fond.
Something's down, I was told,
Then it's working! Behold!
Shows that girls aren't the only ones blonde.