Though at most plants, the boss would be screamin’,
There was one who was up to some schemin’.
I think one of his pearls
Involved JPEGs of girls.
He's the guy that employs the Arch Demon.
To our users, the errors looked fine.
But I saw error warnings benign.
“By a shark, you’ll be bit,”
Wrote a humorous wit,
“If your browser is called IE9.”
IT’s messing with her’s what she fears.
Name’s retyped, and the bug disappears.
There’s a really big space
That sent me on this chase:
It’s the one that’s between both her ears.
Fixing mainframes is really our job.
"Fix my PC!" we heard the chief sob.
Though at first we were scared,
The thing soon was repaired
When we luckily turned the right knob.
In my office and places beyond,
There's some users of which I'm not fond.
Something's down, I was told,
Then it's working! Behold!
Shows that girls aren't the only ones blonde.