November 21 - 25, 2011

November 25, 2011 - Bet he gets along fine with the engineers, though

On vacation, it's hour number two.
I was called. “I don’t know what to do!”
I replied to him, “Shoot,
You’re supposed to reboot,
And I don’t mean by using your shoe!”

November 24, 2011 - Home for the holidays

That laptop’s not running so good.
I would help her as much as I could.
What advice could I give her?
Go over the river
And then take the thing through the woods?

November 23, 2011 - What's the rush?

Although email’s a service they craved,
What accounting did’s really depraved.
What they did sure did stink,
But you can’t help but think
About all the tax dollars they saved.

November 22, 2011 - OK, let's think this one through, shall we?

Clueless users have got me so leery.
Silly questions, of them I’m so weary.
Flip that switch? Better yet,
I believe I will let
Captain Obvious answer your query.

November 21, 2011 - Now THAT'S password security

For security, there’s no mistaking
That with passwords, no chances they’re taking!
If they can’t find the key,
Think how hard it would be
To find out what the CEO’s making… Uh, you mean it’s hanging in the secretary’s office? And the passwords are in a file labeled “PASSWORDS?” I believe Bill Engvall has a sign for them...