November 14 - 18, 2011

November 18, 2011 - Yeah, that sure helps a lot

Getting files, the boss did detail it.
It’s a problem. We have to assail it.
There’s some folks who would say
There’s an easier way:
Put the stuff on a thumb drive and mail it.

November 17, 2011 - C'mon, how important could that old relic be?

The lieutenant thought I was so crass.
Now reports can’t be sent by the brass.
“Yes, we do need that modem!”
“Twas blinking!” I showed ‘im.
I’m glad that I covered my…

November 16, 2011 - Diagnosis? Easy. Fix? Murder

Prints are mixed up. I want to know why.
So some fixes I went to apply.
Silence, I will not keep
My boss says I’m a creep:
He does not like to see the girl wcereyp.

November 15, 2011 - Unclear on the concept of a new password

There’s a user who’s really quite crusty.
“I’ve three passwords!“ Her logic’s so rusty!
“There’s one password for you!”
She did not have a clue
Like that Penn State assistant Sandusky.

November 14, 2011 - Apparently there's not a lot of laughter in Accounting

An alarm’s going off! They’re all squirmin’,
So its cause I was bound to determine.
It’s not some alarm whoop,
It’s a girl from some group
With a laugh that was like Ethel Merman.