November 7 - 11, 2011

November 11, 2011 - Aha!

Why the user I saw’s not at ease is
Deadline panic he’s gets never ceases..
His report, it was found
Just a few stations down
In convenient sized two-by-one pieces.

November 10, 2011 - Wait -- that works EVERY week?

There's a printer that's not acting cool.
I can't fix it! It's really quite cruel!
Every time I've been asked,
I've been taken to task!
It just feels like I'm taken to spool!

November 9, 2011 - Would that be Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics?

Today's problem was really an oddy
That computer's performance was shoddy.
What they found in the end -
It did not need a friend,
It just needed some person's warm body.

November 8, 2011 - So who gets the job now?

“A new battery’s needed now, please.”
Thought the senior developer, “Geez!
What a pain in the arse!
Since her brains are so sparse,
Is she kept for her huge double D’s?”

November 7, 2011 - THAT'S the guy he needs

A new trouble call program’s begun.
We believe it is second to none!
The new number’s been given.
It’s one twenty-seven
Dot zero dot zero dot one.