Why the user I saw’s not at ease is
Deadline panic he’s gets never ceases..
His report, it was found
Just a few stations down
In convenient sized two-by-one pieces.
There's a printer that's not acting cool.
I can't fix it! It's really quite cruel!
Every time I've been asked,
I've been taken to task!
It just feels like I'm taken to spool!
Today's problem was really an oddy
That computer's performance was shoddy.
What they found in the end -
It did not need a friend,
It just needed some person's warm body.
“A new battery’s needed now, please.”
Thought the senior developer, “Geez!
What a pain in the arse!
Since her brains are so sparse,
Is she kept for her huge double D’s?”
A new trouble call program’s begun.
We believe it is second to none!
The new number’s been given.
It’s one twenty-seven
Dot zero dot zero dot one.