October 31 - November 4, 2011

November 4, 2011 - How the big boys do it

Corp’rate’s program? No big user picks it.
But we’re in no position to nix it.
Our AV they have spurned
Sure beats theirs. Have they’ve learned
Since our method’s not broken, don’t fix it?

November 3, 2011 - Why we love users

“Down in Dixie, nobody can print!”
After checks, to the user I sprint.
First, his printer I bounced
Then politely announced
That the truth works the best. Get the hint?

November 2, 2011 - A little knowledge

These dull users don’t make me too cheery.
Their reports are all done via query.
“Oh, the tables aren’t used,
They are just using views.”
Man, their logic is really quite skeery.

November 1, 2011 - Glad to help

I write programs for our corporation.
Once a guy came right up to my station.
“These aren’t matching, you bloke.
Wait, they do!” It’s not broke,
What was broken was my concentration.

October 31, 2011 - ASAP, redefined

This one user was really a winner!
Her delays left me wanting to skin her.
You may call it a hunch:
After ordering lunch,
All her time was spent ordering dinner.