For those who pronounce it "My-Sequel"
I'm a techie of which there's no equal.
There's a system that uses MySQL.
But it's not in the doc
That I wrote. What a shock!
When I edit it, my new technique will.
For those who pronounce it "My S-Q-L"
I''m a techie whose guidance was heeded.
There's a guy. My assistance was needed.
But whatever he tried,
He'd get "Access Denied."
Did the guy need MySQL? Heedid.
PeopleSoft holds our personnel list.
But securityís one place thatís missed.
When I told them it sure
Didnít look too secure,
All those guys were sure HTT-PS-ed.
Thereís a problem within this new feature.
ďIt just happens!Ē Now, Iím a beseecher.
I then said with a shrug,
ďIf that isnít a bug
Then it must be some new kind of creature.Ē
While on calls, itís one thing or another!
App is slow. Why, we try to discover.
While Iím cracking a joke
It was heard by a bloke
Who was acting like he was Big Brother.
Are you busy? Your help, Iíll procure.
Hereís my problem. Do you know a cure?
But youíre busy, you say?
Well, thatís you everyday!
That wonít matter. Iím just making sure.