October 24-28, 2011

October 28, 2011 - NOW you tell him!

For those who pronounce it "My-Sequel"

I'm a techie of which there's no equal.
There's a system that uses MySQL.
But it's not in the doc
That I wrote. What a shock!
When I edit it, my new technique will.

For those who pronounce it "My S-Q-L"

I''m a techie whose guidance was heeded.
There's a guy. My assistance was needed.
But whatever he tried,
He'd get "Access Denied."
Did the guy need MySQL? Heedid.

October 27, 2011 - If you tell us (again) we'll have to kill you

PeopleSoft holds our personnel list.
But security’s one place that’s missed.
When I told them it sure
Didn’t look too secure,
All those guys were sure HTT-PS-ed.

October 26, 2011 - At least he didn't say it's a feature

There’s a problem within this new feature.
“It just happens!” Now, I’m a beseecher.
I then said with a shrug,
“If that isn’t a bug
Then it must be some new kind of creature.”

October 25, 2011 - Actually, that would probably involve a hardware switch

While on calls, it’s one thing or another!
App is slow. Why, we try to discover.
While I’m cracking a joke
It was heard by a bloke
Who was acting like he was Big Brother.

October 24, 2011 - Fortunately, I'm not

Are you busy? Your help, I’ll procure.
Here’s my problem. Do you know a cure?
But you’re busy, you say?
Well, that’s you everyday!
That won’t matter. I’m just making sure.