October 17-21, 2011

October 21, 2011 - But that's what it said!

New provider. I hope they don't blow it.
"Drives aren't mapped!" I hear. "Net's broke! I know it!"
No, your PC's not zapped.
All those shares have been mapped.
It's just Windows don't know when to show it.

October 20, 2011 - Smooth move

With the server move, there’s no applause.
We were mad as a hornet because
“You’re an engineer! Geez!
Match your A’s and your B’s!”
Just imbgine the proalems thbt cbused.

October 19, 2011 - Which might explain why no one touched it before

That darned internet’s down! What’s the fix?
Just don’t squeeze the cord. That does the tricks!
Was it wired by the slob
Who created the job
That we read back on October 6?

October 18, 2011 - New policy starts just as soon as I send this memo

Wrote the IT security nerd:
"Using PDF’s now is preferred."
It was sent out today
In the Microsoft way.
Do we get what he’s saying now? Word!

October 17, 2011 - A nice game of Musical Org Chart, anyone?

Did her PowerPoint go adios?
There’s a problem I’ll help diagnose.
There’s twelve pics for each part
Of the comp’ny’s org chart!
As I’m leaving, I thought, “Gee, how gross!”