New provider. I hope they don't blow it.
"Drives aren't mapped!" I hear. "Net's broke! I know it!"
No, your PC's not zapped.
All those shares have been mapped.
It's just Windows don't know when to show it.
With the server move, there’s no applause.
We were mad as a hornet because
“You’re an engineer! Geez!
Match your A’s and your B’s!”
Just imbgine the proalems thbt cbused.
That darned internet’s down! What’s the fix?
Just don’t squeeze the cord. That does the tricks!
Was it wired by the slob
Who created the job
That we read back on October 6?
Wrote the IT security nerd:
"Using PDF’s now is preferred."
It was sent out today
In the Microsoft way.
Do we get what he’s saying now? Word!
Did her PowerPoint go adios?
There’s a problem I’ll help diagnose.
There’s twelve pics for each part
Of the comp’ny’s org chart!
As I’m leaving, I thought, “Gee, how gross!”