October 10- 14, 2011

October 14, 2011 - Well, the testing part WAS a good idea

When the boss went to try out his token,
He complained that there’s something that’s broken.
Remote Desktop was tried
With his box by his side.
Makes me wonder just what he’s been smokin’.

October 13, 2011 - Say, y'think that has something to do with it?

The VAX crashes had made me ashamed.
I can't find the component to blame.
Then the school walkie-talkie
Make line-noise so squawky.
Her terminal's perfectly named.

October 12, 2011 - Bright idea

It’s so strange! I just wanted to cry.
In the summer, our net goes bye-bye.
So I climbed on the roof
In a search for some proof
That our lasers were not what’s awry.

When I got there, I said, “Holy carp!
“There’s some louvers’ reflections so sharp.”
We came up with a fix:
On each one of the six
We tied on a dull drab-colored tarp.

Yes, our lasering problem was solved.
And our vendor was quickly absolved.
After all, I still find
I’ve one thing on my mind:
Why’s their landlord not getting involved?

October 11, 2011 - Clearly not to be trusted

When his password was changed for another,
His old firm sent him back to his mother.
They thought he was a mole?
Bet he thinks that the hole
That he worked in was just like Big Brother.

October 10, 2011 - How else will I know I'm not getting any real mail?

After migrating up to Exchange,
There's a guy who thinks something is strange.
"I don't get any junk!"
What our admins all thunk:
"Man, this stakeholder's really deranged!"