September 26 - 30, 2011

September 30, 2011 - Is that really a place where you want things backed up?

There’s a backup device there! I know it!
But my networking map doesn’t show it.
“I have found it!” he crowed,
“It’s above the commode!”
Guess that’s better than being below it...

September 29, 2011 - Unclear on the whole 'push' concept

I'm in love with remote program senders.
"You can't do that with Seven's defender.
'Less your techies can schlep
And do many a step."
Or we simply could get a new vendor…

September 28, 2011 - The smartest man in... well, SOME room

With the CEO, I’ll disagree.
“Why did you give these changes to me?”
His response is offhand,
“You just won’t understand.”
And, apparently, neither does he.

September 27, 2011 - What's the problem here, exactly?

Exclaimed Betty, “Hey Barney! Great Scott!
The response to this RFP’s hot!”
Who am I going to kid?
If they don’t get a bid,
They’d sent Bamm-Bamm to find out why not.

September 26, 2011 - Dedication, redefined

Build a startup? Tell us in a flash!
If we like it, we’ll give you the cash!
If your new dot-com scores
Then your old job is yours.
Should it fail, you’ll be out on your ash.