September 19 - 23, 2011

September 23, 2011 - Wasso hargagout at?

Disconnected? That news was quite grim.
I’ve called back. Comprehension was dim.
The one thing I forgot?
Since my novacaine shot,
What I said looks like text sent by JIM.

September 22, 2011 - At least it wasn't the user this time

The thin client was acting so dour.
"There's no printer! No client this hour!"
Said her boss, "Twice a week
You complain. My technique
Takes your cord, since I've got all the power."

September 21, 2011 - When in doubt, it must be a botnet, right?

On that Monday, it sure was not fun.
“You’ve been struck by a botnet there, son.”
I went covert to hide.
Metasploit then was tried.
All was fixed by my army of one.

September 20, 2011 - If you have to ask who, the bribe didn't work

“To be first, bring me donuts from Dunkin’.”
Did I know if my answer had sunk in?
On my desk the next day
Was a donut buffet!
Yes, that guy used original thunkin’

September 19, 2011 - OK, let's revise that assumption

Ahoy, maties! As scurvy dog’s come,
Sending passwords with ID’s is dumb.
Arrrr, their method is sure
Not a way that’s secure.
Methinks he’s gotten into their rum!