In our chain, Iím support level three.
Level twoís tech and I both agree:
Canít log in for a year?
Now itís urgent? I fear
That does not make it urgent to me.
Drive replacement is something I hate!
They used Wite-out on labels? How great!
With new labels, no dough
From our compíny will go
Into Mike Nesmithís motherís estate.
We used ISDN. ĎTwas a breeze.
Iíve installed it with greatest of ease.
At the new place, theyíre stunned.
We are now on T1
Since their printer eats over ten Gís.
'Twas a really tull order, a trick
When the guy couldnít make my fix stick
A mere fifteen-year-old
Understood what I told,
Since her fatherís as thick as a brick
"Fiber optic we need to succeed!"
And the bigger boss said he agreed!
Heís an optic subscriber!
The fish gets his fiber.
Thatís what all retirees need!