August 15 - 19, 2011

August 19, 2011 - Such as ... showing up?

Where Iíll interview, our BBB
Gave an ďFĒ for all readers to see.
With so many dislikes,
Thereís already two strikes.
When the guy didnít show up, strike three!

August 18, 2011 - Is it here yet? Is it here yet? Is it here yet?

From the office I wanted to flee.
"Who is running this process?" "Not me!"
Out in Europe's a tech
Who replied, "What the heck!
It's a process I call 'OCD'."

August 17, 2011 - So did I get the job?

When the coder Iím seeing arrives,
I ask just how his web site survives.
The one part that runs great
Is the one that he hates!
Is a Yugo the car that he drives?

August 16, 2011 - At quitting time, quit

When my partnerís PC died, I strove,
To find out whatís the matter, by jove.
But I wasnít too nice.
I wonít ask her advice
If I need any help with the stove.

August 15, 2011 - Engage!

From my staffers, their help I enlist.
How's our backups? For five years, they're missed?
Data won't leave our site
Since the backups aren't right,
But at least those from HIPAA aren't pissed!