August 1 - 5, 2011

August 5, 2011 - See how well that worked out?

I’m so vexed! It just makes my head throb!
Betty’s just a mere doc writing slob!
Happy endings abound
When that new job she found.
Could that be what she did for that job?

August 4, 2011 - Obviously, or we wouldn't be having this little chat

She must think my answers all stink.
“This darned monitor’s still on the blink!”
She can’t get my excuse
That there’s not any juice.
I don’t think that they pay her to think…

August 3, 2011 - You could see this one coming, right?

The director’s so mad that he shook.
“What’s an intranet?” “Just take a look!”
What would ease all his rage?
Just go print every page
And then bind them all up in a book.

August 2, 2011 - Feel appreciated now?

All the sysadmins feel like they fit
Well, the one who that message, did git.
All the rest, on that day,
Can now honestly say
That we should call that tweeter a twit.

August 1, 2011 - Hey, you don't want to rush into these things

“With your problem, I’m sure I’ll appease ya.
And your wireless card sure will please ya.”
Seems for over two years,
He had stuck ‘tween his ears
A bad case of 'lectronic amnesia.