July 25 - 29, 2011

July 29, 2011 - The candidate

The job applicant’s nice as can be,
But he hasn’t a single degree.
The new job gets paid hourly?
He stomped out so sourly.
He likes working OT for free?

July 28, 2011 - NOW do you see why it's your fault?

There’s no problems here. I’ve really proved it.
You’ve got access – no admin’s removed it.
But you want my butt fired
‘Cause your screen is unwired?
How ‘bout blaming the person that moved it?

July 27, 2011 - Dog, meet pony

Is the new version ready? Well, nope.
All these custom mods suck out all hope.
Why are we in so deep?
It’s because of a creep
And not just the kind we know as scope.

July 26, 2011 - Learning experience

Our old help desk app? It was the bomb!
Corp’rate’s method destroyed all the calm.
Since my system‘s been spurned,
Those they call are concerned
‘Bout the dates they’ll be taking to prom.

July 25, 2011 - Critical, redefined

Sometimes upgrades can be such a chore.
“It’s a critical app!” the guy swore.
Why’s it acting so strange
From a new OS change?
“That’s OK. It’s just runs like before.”