Since the suit from the office mahogany
Stuck his nose in, my job’s been toboggany.
“Now your password won’t go?
It’s a PEBCAK, you know.”
And that’s why my career’s now in ah-gony.
‘Bout the server, I’m starting to fidget.
There’s fast beeps when I punch in my digits.
When this manager tried
His two numbers, it died.
They were wrong! Bet he felt like an idget!
Printing documents sure made her smile.
But to help her, it took quite a while.
Since to fix her up, I’m
Sure I wasted more time
Than the folks stuck on Gilligan’s Isle.
RIP: Sherwood Schwartz 1916 - 2011
“Professor,” I chided, “Relax.”
“Our department is not being lax.”
The extension she’d cite
Was just simply not right.
She really was just giving her fax.
His earphones, his Blackberry’s blocking.
But the cause really isn’t too shocking.
To his Bluetooth, it synchs,
So while java he drinks
All the bugs in his car sure are rocking!