July 11 - 15, 2011

July 15, 2011 - Between LOTS of keyboards and LOTS of chairs

Since the suit from the office mahogany
Stuck his nose in, my job’s been toboggany.
“Now your password won’t go?
It’s a PEBCAK, you know.”
And that’s why my career’s now in ah-gony.

July 14, 2011 - Remember, it's never too early to panic

‘Bout the server, I’m starting to fidget.
There’s fast beeps when I punch in my digits.
When this manager tried
His two numbers, it died.
They were wrong! Bet he felt like an idget!

July 13, 2011 - Yeah, what took so long?

Printing documents sure made her smile.
But to help her, it took quite a while.
Since to fix her up, I’m
Sure I wasted more time
Than the folks stuck on Gilligan’s Isle.

RIP: Sherwood Schwartz 1916 - 2011

July 12, 2011 - But it was right there on my business card!

“Professor,” I chided, “Relax.”
“Our department is not being lax.”
The extension she’d cite
Was just simply not right.
She really was just giving her fax.

July 11, 2011 - Aha!

His earphones, his Blackberry’s blocking.
But the cause really isn’t too shocking.
To his Bluetooth, it synchs,
So while java he drinks
All the bugs in his car sure are rocking!