July 4 - 8, 2011

July 8, 2011 - 'Bout my methods, the guy was disgusted.

'Bout my methods, the guy was disgusted.
"Use a hammer? The box'll be busted!"
It was one of my jokes!
It just shows that some folks
With my humor, some folks can't be trusted.

July 7, 2011 - MAKING calls?

To my shop this dead Smartphone they bring.
She just uses it when the thing rings?
Won't use data or apps?
Why'd we pay for that crap?
Let's just issue her cups and a string.

July 6, 2011 - Actually, we can diagnose that from right here

It’s my thought that our suits are like JIM.
Their electrical knowledge is slim.
When the power went out,
“Fix our screen!!!” was their shout.
Guess that room wasn’t all that was dim.

July 5, 2011 - C'mon, who really needs that stuff?

There’s a project. A problem impedes it.
“We’re off track!” cried the person who leads it.
“It’s a really big crime
If it’s not done on time.
As for QA and testing? Who needs it?”

July 4, 2011 - Why users get gray

With the principal, I misbehave.
“With a razor, your icons I’ll save.”
She’s not pulling my leg?
For assistance, I’ll beg.
As I leave, I think, “What a close shave!”