His sabbatical’s for the long haul!
Print the Internet? That takes some gall!
So we made a fake page
That would stop all his rage.
How’d this guy get his tenure at all?
Those new space drops, they yanked with a jerk.
"They're done next year," they said with a smirk.
Though it may be redundant,
Some liberal pundit
Says, "There's your tax dollars at work!"
The new suit is so mad he could hop!
Random characters just will not stop.
His old keyboard’s plugged in.
How’s the fish going to win?
Take that keyboard back down to the shop.
There’s an upgrade! The suits are enamored.
But Mac users are screwed, they all clamor.
Bring it up, they all scold,
Or the suits will be told.
What’s the address for Microsoft’s BLAMMER?
Semicolons will give her the shakes.
I will fix it! I’ll do what it takes!
Fixed by finger and spit!
Will this user admit
Using Wite-out to fix her mistakes?