This executive, I’m not too fond.
To her problems, I’m quick to respond.
I would doc all her gripes
And while typing, think, “Cripes!
They should not give a laptop to blondes!”
“She’s a pain in the neck,” was the rumor.
Mapping drives only managed to doom her.
When we found it, well, who knew
If in Honolulu,
Her method, we’d find it much sooner.
This one user swooped down like an eagle.
"It won't print!" said in tones very regal.
But the printer knew more,
Since the stock in drawer four
Should be tabloid size paper, not legal.