June 13 - 17, 2011

June 17, 2011 - Now THAT'S an answer!

This darned manager’s all in a tizzy.
“It’s a typo?!?” He’s kidding, or is he?
Use a buzzword or three
Just like I-D-10-T.
He’ll believe us if we’re sounding busy.

June 16, 2011 - Close enough

I’m a techie. I am the all-knowing.
Reputation is constantly growing.
All those “techie detectors”
Are “PC Correctors”.
I’m good, I’ve a halo that’s glowing!

June 15, 2011 - That's just not how we do it here

“There’s a problem I want you to check.”
When I fixed it, my boss gave me heck.
I’ll check problems all day.
Fixing needs her okay.
That procedure’s a pain in the neck!

June 14, 2011 - We don't want to give you any ideas

There’s a job fair. The org chart has changed.
There some resumes will be exchanged.
It’s for those we’ll let go.
Not the others, although
If they want, their end could be arranged...

June 13, 2011 - Now THAT'S security

There’s a user unsure what to do.
Of his combo, he hasn’t a clue.
What would cause him to stop?
“To the bottom from top?“
“Try all zeros. Just like your IQ.”