May 23 - 27, 2011

May 27, 2011 - Outta here

The doc's manager gave me some flack
When their backing up got out of whack.
I said, "Here's what I see.
You will have to-" "Not me!
I am gone!" Bet she's not coming back!

May 26, 2011 - Just like he was told to

Her co-worker’s a porn surfing creep!
He was fired, but his hard disk they’ll keep.
There were not many smiles
When she got all his files.
Can the techie? Girl, how ‘bout that veep???

May 25, 2011 - See, it's not THAT kind of air filter

Drives are crashing! It makes my head throb.
And the vendor’s tech’s starting to sob.
What is making us miffed?
It’s the guy on third shift!
It’s true: Smoking is bad for your job.

May 24, 2011 - When faster isn't better

Vendor’s careful, but my boss insists.
“Where’s the timeline?” “It doesn’t exist.
They will plan it just right."
But my boss lacks their sight.
If there’s problems, you know he’d be pist.

May 23, 2011 - Wanna bet?

“I am sure, when our power’s restored
We’ll get UPS calls by the score!”
How'd each Jane and each John
Know to turn the thing on
If they don’t even know what it’s for?