The doc's manager gave me some flack
When their backing up got out of whack.
I said, "Here's what I see.
You will have to-" "Not me!
I am gone!" Bet she's not coming back!
Her co-worker’s a porn surfing creep!
He was fired, but his hard disk they’ll keep.
There were not many smiles
When she got all his files.
Can the techie? Girl, how ‘bout that veep???
Drives are crashing! It makes my head throb.
And the vendor’s tech’s starting to sob.
What is making us miffed?
It’s the guy on third shift!
It’s true: Smoking is bad for your job.
Vendor’s careful, but my boss insists.
“Where’s the timeline?” “It doesn’t exist.
They will plan it just right."
But my boss lacks their sight.
If there’s problems, you know he’d be pist.
“I am sure, when our power’s restored
We’ll get UPS calls by the score!”
How'd each Jane and each John
Know to turn the thing on
If they don’t even know what it’s for?