May 16 - 20, 2011

May 20, 2011 - Priorities

The assignment was really quite clear.
Screw it up? Retribution I fear!
Since I live on the edge,
I created a wedge
And saved thirty-nine thousand a year.

May 19, 2011 - Just in time to save the system from sugar shock

There’s alerts! I just cannot ignore ‘em.
They do not meet the corp’rate decorum.
Should I let them continue
On using this venue?
Some day, they might show up in Forum!

May 18, 2011 - How to reduce support calls

It's vacation! The office I’m leavin’!
While in line, there’s a call I’m receivin’.
The call goes on so long
That he hears the same song,
So I’ll say that about makes us even.

May 17, 2011 - What's the buzz?

The advancement veep I did appease
Since his problem, I solved with much ease.
When I looked at his sill,
I said, “You should just chill.
All your buzzing’s from those S-O-Bees.”

May 16, 2011 - Why users love us (sometimes)

While I’m giving the user my aid,
She’s hunched over just like an old maid.
How’d her actions begin?
“Don’t be pulling that pin.”
She must think that her screen’s a grenade.