The assignment was really quite clear.
Screw it up? Retribution I fear!
Since I live on the edge,
I created a wedge
And saved thirty-nine thousand a year.
There’s alerts! I just cannot ignore ‘em.
They do not meet the corp’rate decorum.
Should I let them continue
On using this venue?
Some day, they might show up in Forum!
It's vacation! The office I’m leavin’!
While in line, there’s a call I’m receivin’.
The call goes on so long
That he hears the same song,
So I’ll say that about makes us even.
The advancement veep I did appease
Since his problem, I solved with much ease.
When I looked at his sill,
I said, “You should just chill.
All your buzzing’s from those S-O-Bees.”
While I’m giving the user my aid,
She’s hunched over just like an old maid.
How’d her actions begin?
“Don’t be pulling that pin.”
She must think that her screen’s a grenade.