In the Shark Tank, where we go to surf, we
Read that testing did not go too smurfy.
There’s a lesson we’ve learned
When disaster’s concerned:
Don’t do testing at law firms named Murphy.
I saw videos that had me squintin’
And I thought that they all could be hintin’,
From these flicks I observed,
The old user had nerve
Or he served under President Clinton.
When we switched out our system’s email,
There’s a veep who did lots of travail.
Notes he sent one by one
‘Til each folder was done.
And his method? We called it eFail.
What she asked me sure gave me a start.
“On these screens, put a privacy part.
While in front, I can read!”
What I think she will need
Is that cone that they used on “Get Smart.”
‘Bout their terminal server they harp.
So they called up my firm ‘cause we’re sharp!
What they’re running, we show
Is a bad XP Pro.
Man, no wonder the thing runs like carp!