May 9 - 13, 2011

May 13, 2011 - Just lucky, I guess

In the Shark Tank, where we go to surf, we
Read that testing did not go too smurfy.
There’s a lesson we’ve learned
When disaster’s concerned:
Don’t do testing at law firms named Murphy.

May 12, 2011 - Hey, they're part of the project now!

I saw videos that had me squintin’
And I thought that they all could be hintin’,
From these flicks I observed,
The old user had nerve
Or he served under President Clinton.

May 11, 2011 - What could possibly go wrong?

When we switched out our system’s email,
There’s a veep who did lots of travail.
Notes he sent one by one
‘Til each folder was done.
And his method? We called it eFail.

May 10, 2011 - Unclear on the concept

What she asked me sure gave me a start.
“On these screens, put a privacy part.
While in front, I can read!”
What I think she will need
Is that cone that they used on “Get Smart.”

May 9, 2011 - What's in a name?

‘Bout their terminal server they harp.
So they called up my firm ‘cause we’re sharp!
What they’re running, we show
Is a bad XP Pro.
Man, no wonder the thing runs like carp!