This disk’s quota’s in quite a disorder
From our boss’s temp file backup order.
Oh, what joy there would be
If some day we could see
Shows on curing a bad temp file hoarder!
A resistant suit works on our staff.
Our computers? Dude, don’t make me laugh!
What could make our gear greater?
A new generator -
The kind that they call Van de Graaff.
For that VPN, there’s a new token.
To each techie in Delhi, I’ve spoken.
‘Round their center I’m passed
‘Til I found out at last
That the darned thing was not even broken!
That cheap monitor? I like to mask it.
This one user got really sarcastic
When I asked with a cough,
“Is the power turned off?”
I recalled from The Graduate – “Plastics…”
At that meeting, there’s donuts and muffins.
But a contractor, they can’t be stuffin’.
Though they know that it’s hard,
From this meeting, he’s barred.
That’s because in return they get nuffin.