April 11 - 15, 2011

April 15, 2011 - Just do it very carefully

That projector won’t work? Let’s debug ‘er.
We’ll hit switches and even unplug ‘er.
But there’s one little trick
That will fix the thing quick:
Hit it hard with a Louisville Slugger

April 14, 2011 - Now THAT'S tasteful

When I looked at the PC that’s gleamin’,
I saw pics that would leave some folks screamin’.
There’s one user who’ll try
To move next to this guy.
We all know him as Shark Tank’s Arch Demon.

April 13, 2011 - Say, those productivity circles really ARE productive!

For the testing, I went on a whim,
Typing code with much vigor and vim.
Because I’m a consultant,
Big thanks weren’t resultant:
A coat and my name read by JIM.

April 12, 2011 - Nothing but the best for us

That consultant’s job here’s just beginning.
What he’s doing has got the guy grinning.
Loading page after page
Could make some people rage.
His reaction to what he does: “WINNING!”

April 11, 2011 - Details, details

We write docs that will sit on some shelves
From which users, for info should delve.
They won't RTFM.
I ask, can we condemn
When we don't even read them ourselves?