March 28 - April 1, 2011

April 1, 2011 - You just have to make it worth their while

This key combo, it should not be tried
Or this program, to you it will chide.
Don't believe what you've heard
It is true that a nerd
Can possess a quite mischievous side.

Or, as I posted on the web site:

˙ǝpıs snoʌǝıɥɔsıɯ ǝʇınb ɐ ssǝssod uɐɔ
pɹǝu ɐ ʇɐɥʇ ǝnɹʇ sı ʇı
pɹɐǝɥ ǝʌ’noʎ ʇɐɥʍ ǝʌǝıןǝq ʇ’uop
˙ǝpıɥɔ ןןıʍ ʇı noʎ oʇ 'ɯɐɹboɹd sıɥʇ ɹo
pǝıɹʇ ǝq ʇou pןnoɥs ʇı 'oqɯoɔ ʎǝʞ sıɥʇ

March 31, 2011 - Isn't it great to have a boss with faith in you?

A new project was started today!
Take no faith in what managers say.
Time off can not be planned,
Then the project gets canned.
Your next project is called “Y2K.”

March 30, 2011 - There's always a reason

“Yes sir, boss, I will try to appease ya.
Your new laptop, I am sure it will please ya.”
But it put up a fight
‘Til his password was right.
You can’t log in when you’ve got amnesia.

March 29, 2011 - Lesson learned

As a newbie, I’m trying to mix in.
A new change I made wound up home nixin’.
There’s a lesson I’ve learned
When there’s programs concerned:
Do not fix code that doesn’t need fixin’.

March 28, 2011 - Yeah, that sure explains it

When we fish talk, we tell about glitches
Found in PCs and routers and switches.
But the user who groused
That she stapled her mouse?
Shark Tank's readers are left in Bostitch-es!