March 21 - 25, 2011

March 25, 2011 - You should see who's under the raised floor

Last night, doing my tape changing task,
I encountered two eyes in a mask.
They were over a shelf.
I then asked of myself,
“Was I drinking too much from my flask?”

I then thought to myself, “You buffoon,
What you saw was a chilly raccoon!”
We then captured that chap
In a Have-a-Heart trap.
Far away, he’ll be set free quite soon.

March 24, 2011 - Security, redefined

At the cage, there were guards who would block it
And inside there’s a switch to unlock it.
But I got in that room
With the aid of a broom.
Now my ID should live in my pocket.

March 23, 2011 - Rise and fall

That director, much pain he would bring.
And complainers, their butt’s in a sling.
When the CEO split
This guy just up and quit!
Isn’t karma a wonderful thing?

March 22, 2011 - At least she didn't plug a space heater into her UPS

There’s a question the new suit had posed.
Would IT think that she had imposed
If she dried off her socks
On a warm server box?
Just as long as it doesn’t get hosed…

March 21, 2011 - Sorry, wrong number

This one user’s been going through hell.
“These text messages, could you please quell?”
Well, my joy, it’s unbound,
Since I think that I found
Out the number to Tiger Woods’ cell.