Last night, doing my tape changing task,
I encountered two eyes in a mask.
They were over a shelf.
I then asked of myself,
“Was I drinking too much from my flask?”
I then thought to myself, “You buffoon,
What you saw was a chilly raccoon!”
We then captured that chap
In a Have-a-Heart trap.
Far away, he’ll be set free quite soon.
At the cage, there were guards who would block it
And inside there’s a switch to unlock it.
But I got in that room
With the aid of a broom.
Now my ID should live in my pocket.
That director, much pain he would bring.
And complainers, their butt’s in a sling.
When the CEO split
This guy just up and quit!
Isn’t karma a wonderful thing?
There’s a question the new suit had posed.
Would IT think that she had imposed
If she dried off her socks
On a warm server box?
Just as long as it doesn’t get hosed…
This one user’s been going through hell.
“These text messages, could you please quell?”
Well, my joy, it’s unbound,
Since I think that I found
Out the number to Tiger Woods’ cell.