HR’s PC’s so slow it would creak,
So they called me, the tech support geek.
Why’s it running so slow?
At first glance, I don’t know.
I persisted! Its cause I would seek.
“Please, come with me,” the clerk heard me say.
And its cause she would finally convey.
Each ten seconds or so
She’d seek notes from her beau.
Once they’re married, ‘twill be once a day.
My new project can’t go there? I swear!
Office politics, one must beware!
The place I can’t assist ‘em?
The labeling system
I work with is already there!
File creation was done at a crawl
Since the client was no help at all.
“Come on, take your best guess,”
Would just cause a big mess!
Are their specs found in some crystal ball?
Just last week, ‘twas a bit of a teaser.
When outside it was just like a freezer,
Holes were put in a roof
By a boss, so aloof.
Our congrats on the shirt to our Geezer!
“This new techie did calls with much fervor.”
I once said to a casual observer.
“He’s so good at it I’m
Sure that he’d fix the time
On Computerworld’s Shark Tank blog server.”