March 7 - 11, 2011

March 11, 2011 - Just because you asked so nicely

"That darned printer’s not working, you jerk!”
I was told by a misguided clerk.
“Your word processor’s there!”
She replied, “I don’t care!”
That’s the way that some governments work...

March 10, 2011 - Not exactly the suggestion he had in mind

With the school's registration I'm messin’
But I screwed up! Man, it's so depressin’!
But the prof’s unconcerned,
And there’s one thing I've learned:
Making backups should be my next lesson.

March 9, 2011 - We're central IT -- we 'no' what's best for you

When I wanted those pads on the scene,
Central IT said “No!” It’s obscene!
Was our IT staff lazy
Or was it more crazy
Than unemployed nut Charlie Sheen?

March 8, 2011 - Sound reasoning

Said the database vendor rep, “Damn!
I can’t hear anything where I am.
At my office remote,
There’s a 419 note
Being read out by Microsoft Sam.”

March 7, 2011 - Bet you had no trouble getting that approved, didja?

It’s so Daffy! It’s really a shock!
Chariman’s laptop’s installed with a lock?
He has trouble with plugs.
Let’s remove all his Bugs.
My solution to his “What’s Up?” “Dock!”