"That darned printer’s not working, you jerk!”
I was told by a misguided clerk.
“Your word processor’s there!”
She replied, “I don’t care!”
That’s the way that some governments work...
With the school's registration I'm messin’
But I screwed up! Man, it's so depressin’!
But the prof’s unconcerned,
And there’s one thing I've learned:
Making backups should be my next lesson.
When I wanted those pads on the scene,
Central IT said “No!” It’s obscene!
Was our IT staff lazy
Or was it more crazy
Than unemployed nut Charlie Sheen?
Said the database vendor rep, “Damn!
I can’t hear anything where I am.
At my office remote,
There’s a 419 note
Being read out by Microsoft Sam.”
It’s so Daffy! It’s really a shock!
Chariman’s laptop’s installed with a lock?
He has trouble with plugs.
Let’s remove all his Bugs.
My solution to his “What’s Up?” “Dock!”