February 28 - March 4, 2011

March 4, 2011 - Paging Ms. Van de Graaff -- your PC is ready

Though at first I was really confounded,
Static’s gone, and the user’s astounded.
She complained night and day.
Now I’m happy to say
That her attitude made her get grounded.

March 3, 2011 - How to save money

Their decision was rather egregious.
“Old equipment? That stuff we don’t need! Just
Gut the old place, for you’re
Saving cash!” “Are you sure?”
Maybe we should have asked via Regis.

March 2, 2011 - But that's the way we've always done it

“Our new mini has got a strange quirk. It
Keeps on dying,” say folks who all work it.
Killing blueprint machines
Causes spikes. So that means
We’ll use them to design our new circuits.

March 1, 2011 - Unclear on the concept

‘Bout procedures, our users sure care.
When they called me, I said I’d be there
With a toner that’s new.
But they emailed us too.
If they’re lucky, they’ll soon have a spare.

February 28, 2011 - Sort of like the 50 Cent of sales, right?

“IHaveAVirus!” he’s snortin’.
Before I go scanning with Norton,
Don’t trust what they say,
Just check the display,
For I know the folks I’m supportin’.