Though at first I was really confounded,
Static’s gone, and the user’s astounded.
She complained night and day.
Now I’m happy to say
That her attitude made her get grounded.
Their decision was rather egregious.
“Old equipment? That stuff we don’t need! Just
Gut the old place, for you’re
Saving cash!” “Are you sure?”
Maybe we should have asked via Regis.
“Our new mini has got a strange quirk. It
Keeps on dying,” say folks who all work it.
Killing blueprint machines
Causes spikes. So that means
We’ll use them to design our new circuits.
‘Bout procedures, our users sure care.
When they called me, I said I’d be there
With a toner that’s new.
But they emailed us too.
If they’re lucky, they’ll soon have a spare.
“IHaveAVirus!” he’s snortin’.
Before I go scanning with Norton,
Don’t trust what they say,
Just check the display,
For I know the folks I’m supportin’.