February 14 - 18, 2011

February 18, 2011 - Just a lot of hot air

The AC in the server room sucked.
So we checked out each server room duct.
There’s a thermostat found
Warming air all around.
We must cut it, or else we are…Man, this one’s too easy!!!

I know this one was very similar to January 14, 2011. I normally don't like to repeat a joke so quickly, but the stories were so similar...

February 17, 2011 - Not as helpful on that desk as we'd have liked

A new agency boss came on board.
Soon his help ticket sure had me floored.
It sure wasn’t a breeze
To turn ninety degrees
When his people can’t work with a cord.

February 16, 2011 - How the pros do it

I'm respected. It's one of my perks.
"I propose" said the new IT jerk,
"We should spend a mill more."
He was thrown out the door.
Our old system? It's paid for and works.

February 15, 2011 - Oh, he'll get the hang of it after a hundred tries

For this printer, the boss is a jerk.
When we get it, it drives us berserk.
Oh, there’s one thing for sure:
It can make jobs secure,
And some day, he might learn how it works…

February 14, 2011 - The metrics system

A non-profit’s where I make a living.
There’s a boss who is quite unforgiving.
When acknowledging gifts,
Could our grade get a lift
If we send some with “Thanks for not giving?”