Iíll admit I was taken aback
Since on Apples, Iíd say Iím a hack.
When I fixed a loose cable
That veep said Iím able.
So now Iím an expert on Macs.
All those surcharges, travílers canít stand!
Use our service! Youíll say itís so grand!
Donít have touch-tone? Donít freak.
Speak the number you seek,
And then Peggy will dial it by hand.
From the big boss I got quite a start
When my knowledge Iíd try to impart.
Time zones had him confused.
Itís appearing, I mused,
That his phone is the one that is smart.
All the docs are gone? What an ordeal!
Whereíd they go? Hereís the fact I reveal:
Every backup is hosed
And the serverís disposed.
Glad the adminís not part of the deal!
The controller did work with much zeal.
Are the tapes mixed up? Thatís no big deal.
We all wish we could, one day,
Make Tuesday from Monday.
Now, there is a job with a-peel!