I’ll admit I was taken aback
Since on Apples, I’d say I’m a hack.
When I fixed a loose cable
That veep said I’m able.
So now I’m an expert on Macs.
All those surcharges, trav’lers can’t stand!
Use our service! You’ll say it’s so grand!
Don’t have touch-tone? Don’t freak.
Speak the number you seek,
And then Peggy will dial it by hand.
From the big boss I got quite a start
When my knowledge I’d try to impart.
Time zones had him confused.
It’s appearing, I mused,
That his phone is the one that is smart.
All the docs are gone? What an ordeal!
Where’d they go? Here’s the fact I reveal:
Every backup is hosed
And the server’s disposed.
Glad the admin’s not part of the deal!
The controller did work with much zeal.
Are the tapes mixed up? That’s no big deal.
We all wish we could, one day,
Make Tuesday from Monday.
Now, there is a job with a-peel!