January 17 - 21, 2011

January 21, 2011 - How to become a specialist

Iíll admit I was taken aback
Since on Apples, Iíd say Iím a hack.
When I fixed a loose cable
That veep said Iím able.
So now Iím an expert on Macs.


January 20, 2011 - Hey, the voices got recognized, right?

All those surcharges, travílers canít stand!
Use our service! Youíll say itís so grand!
Donít have touch-tone? Donít freak.
Speak the number you seek,
And then Peggy will dial it by hand.


January 19, 2011 - Does anybody really know what time it is?

From the big boss I got quite a start
When my knowledge Iíd try to impart.
Time zones had him confused.
Itís appearing, I mused,
That his phone is the one that is smart.


January 18, 2011 - So THAT'S what the server was for!

All the docs are gone? What an ordeal!
Whereíd they go? Hereís the fact I reveal:
Every backup is hosed
And the serverís disposed.
Glad the adminís not part of the deal!


January 17, 2011 - Glad that's cleared up. Now about that stuck tape...

The controller did work with much zeal.
Are the tapes mixed up? Thatís no big deal.
We all wish we could, one day,
Make Tuesday from Monday.
Now, there is a job with a-peel!