“We must cool down this room,” I deduct.
“We can use this new flexible duct,
And we’ll use this box fan.
We must do what we can
Or else all of our systems are fuct.”
A new wall’s up! The job is complete.
Cable’s pinched between wall and concrete.
I would not be surprised
If it’s by the same guys
That paint lines over road kill in streets.
"When you 'work at home', don’t be a jerk.
Do your tasks," HR said with a smirk.
Also, when you’re on-call
That does not count at all.
You can do less by working at work.
You can log in right now! You should try it!
But I screwed up. I will not deny it.
I will come right along
Since the password’s typed wrong.
Guess my fingers should go on a diet.
“We can’t keep the director,” they blurt.
"There’s no money! That fact’s so overt.”
So now, tech support’s cursed.
What could make matters worse?
It’s that fan that’s all covered in shirt.