January 10 - 14, 2011

January 14, 2011 - When it comes to windows, IT has it covered

“We must cool down this room,” I deduct.
“We can use this new flexible duct,
And we’ll use this box fan.
We must do what we can
Or else all of our systems are fuct.”

January 13, 2011 - Apparently the bits just couldn't squeeze under it

A new wall’s up! The job is complete.
Cable’s pinched between wall and concrete.
I would not be surprised
If it’s by the same guys
That paint lines over road kill in streets.

January 12, 2011 - C'mon, who's really gonna work from home?

"When you 'work at home', don’t be a jerk.
Do your tasks," HR said with a smirk.
Also, when you’re on-call
That does not count at all.
You can do less by working at work.

January 11, 2011 - Who's your favorite support tech?

You can log in right now! You should try it!
But I screwed up. I will not deny it.
I will come right along
Since the password’s typed wrong.
Guess my fingers should go on a diet.

January 10, 2011 - Because, really, how hard could that be?

“We can’t keep the director,” they blurt.
"There’s no money! That fact’s so overt.”
So now, tech support’s cursed.
What could make matters worse?
It’s that fan that’s all covered in shirt.