We received a severe admonition
From a boss ‘bout an OS transition.
“Excel’s been used here
For twenty-plus years.”
Was her job once a Lotus position?
Once, while running a job for a guy,
What I did made the job go awry.
When he got his deck back,
I did not get much flack.
He just kept droning on to me, "WHY?"
It was strange, I am sure you'd agree,
That revenge would be sweet, can't you see?
"I'm sure glad," I did sigh
That the guy did not try
To hit me with a stick in the knee.
On this day in history: 1994 - Nancy Kerrigan gets hit in the knee at the U.S. Figure Skating Championships.
That dead monitor’s one sticky wicket.
“All its cords have been checked. Can you pick it?”
When I got there I found
Its darned cord’s on the ground.
Did he say when I left, “That’s the ticket?”
One thing I did not think about much is
Just how others my attitude touches.
By that boss, I was swayed.
Yes, a handicap aid
Can be more than a wheelchair and crutches.
There’s no doubt that this call was a dilly.
Why’s the new drive not being kept chilly?
Who installed this? Let’s see..
“Ida Know” and “Not Me.”
He’s the Family Circus kid Billy!