“There’s security issues!” he’d grouse.
“Send that message to me. That I’ll browse”
Was it sent by email?
No, ‘twas sent via snail.
You should see them when they use a "mouse."
“I can understand what’s meant by “CAR”
But what’s “DOG?” That’s a little bizarre…”
“It’s a canine, you twit!
If I tried, I’d get bit
And type ‘$&*.’”
Building B’s boss is sure in control!
His CAD users will not change a roll!
They’re not plotter roll slaves!
But the time that it saves
Is offset by a cross-complex stroll.
In accounting, they played with my head.
Since the HP feeds sideways instead
With those margins, they’re screwed.
Then thought I, “You know, dude
Sometimes things are left better unsaid.”
A new printer is what we acquired.
“How’d your old one break down?” I inquired.
“Just in case you don’t know,
It was two months ago.
Let me tell you just what had transpired:
“This old desk that we should have retired,
It collapsed. A new desk is required.
For that desk, we will spring.”
It’s a really good thing
That the old desk did not catch on fire.