Sunday’s Christmas, but brass at my place says
That the holiday, Monday replaces.
Then I thought, “What the heck?
Boxing Day’s pay’s 2x?
That’s what I’d like to do to their faces.
The old wired mouse she'd sure like to trample.
So I brought up a wireless example.
Yes, I did the install.
But that CNO’s call
Made me think that she got in their samples.
In the afternoon, I got a call.
“Will the buff-colored cards cause a stall?
Should these cards be believed?”
Let’s see if I receive
A good answer from my crystal ball…
The new head had a plan to unveil
She had planned every single detail.
She had heard all the hype.
“We’ll converse using Skype!”
What did we call her method? “iFail.”
The new monitor’s out? I was floored.
Did we blow out the video board?
No, the cause was so clear.
When she pulled the thing near,
She detached the electrical cord.