December 20 - 24, 2010

December 24, 2010 - Sorry, kids, but Santa's been rescheduled

Sunday’s Christmas, but brass at my place says
That the holiday, Monday replaces.
Then I thought, “What the heck?
Boxing Day’s pay’s 2x?
That’s what I’d like to do to their faces.

December 23, 2010 - We'll switch it back if she visits again, OK?

The old wired mouse she'd sure like to trample.
So I brought up a wireless example.
Yes, I did the install.
But that CNO’s call
Made me think that she got in their samples.

December 22, 2010 - Think of them as "virtual colors"

In the afternoon, I got a call.
“Will the buff-colored cards cause a stall?
Should these cards be believed?”
Let’s see if I receive
A good answer from my crystal ball…

December 21, 2010 - How to save money in IT, education edition

The new head had a plan to unveil
She had planned every single detail.
She had heard all the hype.
“We’ll converse using Skype!”
What did we call her method? “iFail.”

December 20, 2010 - Because it's always IT's fault, right?

The new monitor’s out? I was floored.
Did we blow out the video board?
No, the cause was so clear.
When she pulled the thing near,
She detached the electrical cord.