“A Fine Mess you’ve created!” I plea.
“Well, That’s Life…” he replied back with glee.
Glad he’s got no Gunn when
He’s got anger at 10!
Why’d we hire that dumb S.O.B.?
R.I.P. Blake Edwards 1922–2010
There's a terminal problem. I'm onto it!
Seems the problem's a shortage of conduit,
A bad splicing was there.
Who can make the repair?
An electrician surely conduit.
Also, the O2BIrish Christmas Special #3: A Day in the Tank
“Use the FASTER command. It entails
Some shared bandwidth.” It’s one of my tales.
As soon as I taught it,
She tried it! She bought it!
Man, I should be working in Sales.
At the warehouse, the net link is broken?
Lots of times, they leave problems unspoken!
The guy pushed really hard
When he put in a card.
They should never have hired Hulk Hogan!
To my office I must be connected,
But I can’t, so the problem’s dissected.
“Your firewall and Norton?
Just kill them!” they’re snortin’.
“Who cares if your home’s unprotected?”