December 13 - 17, 2010

December 17, 2010 - Jersey Sore

A Fine Mess you’ve created!” I plea.
“Well, That’s Life…” he replied back with glee.
Glad he’s got no Gunn when
He’s got anger at 10!
Why’d we hire that dumb S.O.B.?

R.I.P. Blake Edwards 1922–2010

December 16, 2010 - Yep, that would do it

There's a terminal problem. I'm onto it!
Seems the problem's a shortage of conduit,
A bad splicing was there.
Who can make the repair?
An electrician surely conduit.

Also, the O2BIrish Christmas Special #3: A Day in the Tank

December 15, 2010 - It's all in the follow-through

“Use the FASTER command. It entails
Some shared bandwidth.” It’s one of my tales.
As soon as I taught it,
She tried it! She bought it!
Man, I should be working in Sales.

December 14, 2010 - Strictly speaking, the network was off the PC

At the warehouse, the net link is broken?
Lots of times, they leave problems unspoken!
The guy pushed really hard
When he put in a card.
They should never have hired Hulk Hogan!

December 13, 2010 - Look, it makes them FEEL more secure, OK?Strictly speaking, the network was off the PC

To my office I must be connected,
But I can’t, so the problem’s dissected.
“Your firewall and Norton?
Just kill them!” they’re snortin’.
“Who cares if your home’s unprotected?”