December 6 - 10, 2010

December 10, 2010 - More proof that drinking and IT don't mix

Problems printing began to appear.
Now, you think youíve got problems, my dear?
You can get back to work.
Just try sharing a circ-
Uit with guys using spot welding gear.


December 9, 2010 - Need to know

I have got a new job! I am thrilled!
In a lobby I patiently milled.
Where am I síposed to go?
My new boss sure does know.
He could tell me, but then Iíd be killed.


December 8, 2010 - Now THAT'S a feature AutoCAD doesn't have!

When the customerís demo was held,
It was stopped when the boss came and yelled.
So itís my fault? How rude!
Now he must find some dude
Who can work with computers and weld.


December 7, 2010 - Aha!

If itís laser print paper you lack,
Take some old stuff. You find a nice stack.
It is wise to reuse.
So you donít get confused
Just be sure that you print on the back.


December 6, 2010 - Guess it depends on your threshold for 'insignificant'

When I brought the new system on line,
I believed that transformer was fine.
But it made workers choke
When it started to smoke.
Since I bought it, the blame was all mine.