There's a coder whose code sure did stink
He was keeping our team out of synch.
Though he once worked on gears,
He got trained down at Sears
And Four Loco's his energy drink.
I can fix it’s the programmer’s stance.
When he did, he was taking a chance.
There’s a bang, light and smoke.
Now today, he’s a bloke
Who believes Bristol Palin can dance.
We went into the server room knowing
That all through it, deep water was flowing.
There’s a light that’s submerged!
He reached for it, I surged
Far away! I don’t want to be glowing!
There’s a rep who is quite on the ball
Who did not use our system at all.
But to us, it’s a shock.
How’d he know what’s in stock?
He would just give the warehouse a call.
At the prison, they are so reliant
On those labels, they get quite defiant.
Though I see their concern,
Will the staff ever learn
That a printer’s not Java compliant?