November 15 - 19, 2010

November 19, 2010 - Apparently, one week is not enough

There's a coder whose code sure did stink
He was keeping our team out of synch.
Though he once worked on gears,
He got trained down at Sears
And Four Loco's his energy drink.


November 18, 2010 - Soft is soft and hard is hard and never the twain...

I can fix itís the programmerís stance.
When he did, he was taking a chance.
Thereís a bang, light and smoke.
Now today, heís a bloke
Who believes Bristol Palin can dance.


November 17, 2010 - At least some information isn't being processed here

We went into the server room knowing
That all through it, deep water was flowing.
Thereís a light thatís submerged!
He reached for it, I surged
Far away! I donít want to be glowing!


November 16, 2010 - OK, MOST of the business

Thereís a rep who is quite on the ball
Who did not use our system at all.
But to us, itís a shock.
Howíd he know whatís in stock?
He would just give the warehouse a call.


November 15, 2010 - Because, well, they're users!

At the prison, they are so reliant
On those labels, they get quite defiant.
Though I see their concern,
Will the staff ever learn
That a printerís not Java compliant?