When the system died, I exclaimed, “What!
That consultant is some kind of nut!
There’s a boss I’ve admired
Who thinks he should be FRIERED.
We can use his CPAPATUPLUT.”
“What protects,” I had asked in a chat,
“When a server is dropped and goes splat?”
One used movers and pad.
His results were so sad.
What works best? It’s some tubby guy’s fat.
For the third time, I know my heart sank.
“Watch this video!“ What a cruel prank!
There’s a much better way
To waste time every day.
You can waste it by reading the Tank.
When I saw that first note, I said, “Surely,
This dumb manager’s note makes me hurl. He
Is reminding us all,
‘Spring ahead in the fall.’
That’s why he’s at work two hours early.”
The net access was all in the can.
To the networking closet we ran.
When we looked at the switch,
We discovered a glitch
Where a teacher we trust hit the fan.