November 8 - 12, 2010

November 12, 2010 - Oh, sure, NOW you tell me it's dangerous!

When the system died, I exclaimed, “What!
That consultant is some kind of nut!
There’s a boss I’ve admired
Who thinks he should be FRIERED.
We can use his CPAPATUPLUT.”

November 11, 2010 - How to leave a lasting impression

“What protects,” I had asked in a chat,
“When a server is dropped and goes splat?”
One used movers and pad.
His results were so sad.
What works best? It’s some tubby guy’s fat.

November 10, 2010 - Priorities

For the third time, I know my heart sank.
“Watch this video!“ What a cruel prank!
There’s a much better way
To waste time every day.
You can waste it by reading the Tank.

November 9, 2010 - Still unclear on the concept an hour later

When I saw that first note, I said, “Surely,
This dumb manager’s note makes me hurl. He
Is reminding us all,
‘Spring ahead in the fall.’
That’s why he’s at work two hours early.”

November 8, 2010 - Root cause

The net access was all in the can.
To the networking closet we ran.
When we looked at the switch,
We discovered a glitch
Where a teacher we trust hit the fan.