October 25 - 29, 2010

October 29, 2010 - The late shift

“Check my keyboard.” The CEO fears
He’s in deep as the board meeting nears.
Is this barley I smell?
Yes, I know it too well.
I replaced it and earned many “Cheers.”

October 28, 2010 - Details, details

There’s a vendor whose quote we explore.
For the services line, we implore,
“What does that line include?”
They replied back, “Yo, dude!
If we told you, we’d have to charge more!”

October 27, 2010 - It's a big client list -- full of, um, big clients

“We won’t use it!” The southwest group wails.
Then we found what conversion entails.
Client list? They had four.
It’s test data, I’m sure.
No, it’s not? They need help down in sales.

October 26, 2010 - That would explain it

In our users, there sure are all types.
“The darned video’s messed up,” one gripes.
Why is she so uptight?
All the colors aren’t right
And the tiger has lost all his stripes.

October 25, 2010 - Executives: If they can find a way to do it wrong...

"It's not working!" I heard the suit harp.
"It's all blue, and it looks just like carp!"
What would cause such a spector?
A second projector.
Executives sometimes aren't Sharp.