There's a cat stuck, or that's how it seemed.
But its cause? It was not what they dreamed.
I said to them, "Pul-leese!
It's a pressure-release!"
When they saw it, oh, man, were they steamed!
In that system, most times I’m a stud,
But for one part, my brain works like crud.
There’s a caller? Oh, dear!
Read the doc. Now he’s clear.
Though to me, it is still clear as mud.
60 hours, my quoted submission,
Was reduced without asking permission.
“Your best guesses we bent
And cut 80 percent.”
Can’t they do the same for his commission?
Was the model I studied so sharp?
While at lunch, I did nothing but harp!
The thing broke every rule.
It’s a big piece of stool.
We agreed: It’s a big piece of carp!
I believed that the user’s a joker.
“When it rains, my box runs mediocre.”
So I asked with a smirk,
“When you’re leaving for work,
Do you look for advice from Al Roker?”