October 11 - 15, 2010

October 15, 2010 - Hello, kitty

There's a cat stuck, or that's how it seemed.
But its cause? It was not what they dreamed.
I said to them, "Pul-leese!
It's a pressure-release!"
When they saw it, oh, man, were they steamed!


October 14, 2010 - When in doubt, RTFM

In that system, most times I’m a stud,
But for one part, my brain works like crud.
There’s a caller? Oh, dear!
Read the doc. Now he’s clear.
Though to me, it is still clear as mud.


October 13, 2010 - Where does the time go?

60 hours, my quoted submission,
Was reduced without asking permission.
“Your best guesses we bent
And cut 80 percent.”
Can’t they do the same for his commission?


October 12, 2010 - Oh, right!

Was the model I studied so sharp?
While at lunch, I did nothing but harp!
The thing broke every rule.
It’s a big piece of stool.
We agreed: It’s a big piece of carp!


October 11, 2010 - What else could it be?

I believed that the user’s a joker.
“When it rains, my box runs mediocre.”
So I asked with a smirk,
“When you’re leaving for work,
Do you look for advice from Al Roker?”