Since that invoice was put in arrears,
We’ve a code that’s not what it appears.
Air Gap Fix was applied,
Socket/Plug gap’s too wide.
Like the space that’s between both their ears.
Are the servers down? That’s not too odd
When it’s caused by a pure act of God.
Climbing all of those stairs
Caught the prez unawares.
He’ll be building his calves and his quads.
Today’s fish, who is quite a go-getter,
Has a problem. It’s getting no better.
It would sure make his day
And he’d look in the tray
If it prompted him: “PC LOAD LETTER.”
“You used housewrap? Use paper! You oughter.
Housewrap’s used to repel outside water!
Melting plastic just sticks!”
“I was just printing bricks
For the doll house I built for my daughter.”
It’s a problem the user calls major.
The mouse setup is wrong, I will wager.
‘Twas a pad on its back
That made things out of whack
So it acted just like a teenager.