October 4 - 8, 2010

October 8, 2010 - It just sounds better that way

Since that invoice was put in arrears,
We’ve a code that’s not what it appears.
Air Gap Fix was applied,
Socket/Plug gap’s too wide.
Like the space that’s between both their ears.

October 7, 2010 - There's hardware, software, wetware -- and stepware

Are the servers down? That’s not too odd
When it’s caused by a pure act of God.
Climbing all of those stairs
Caught the prez unawares.
He’ll be building his calves and his quads.

October 6, 2010 - When settings meet reality, reality always wins

Today’s fish, who is quite a go-getter,
Has a problem. It’s getting no better.
It would sure make his day
And he’d look in the tray
If it prompted him: “PC LOAD LETTER.”

October 5, 2010 - Just like the name says

“You used housewrap? Use paper! You oughter.
Housewrap’s used to repel outside water!
Melting plastic just sticks!”
“I was just printing bricks
For the doll house I built for my daughter.”

October 4, 2010 - Or something like that

It’s a problem the user calls major.
The mouse setup is wrong, I will wager.
‘Twas a pad on its back
That made things out of whack
So it acted just like a teenager.