September 27 - October 1, 2010

October 1, 2010 - And you thought YOU had problem users

Once while using my tech support chops,
I had trouble at one of my stops.
He won’t pay? It’s not theft
If I just up and left.
You can watch it next weekend on “Cops.”

September 30, 2010 - Safety first

“My keys vibrate!” I heard the aide shriek.
So I went up, its cause I would seek.
When I saw it’s a beeper,
I said “It’s a keeper.
It’s like something used by Moanique.”

September 29, 2010 - You'll fit right in here

"I have worked here three months, as you know.
So my treats here are quite apropos.
It's my hope they’re enjoyed
And that I’ll be employed,
That’s until JIM THE BOSS says to go."

September 28, 2010 - Perfect 100

Can we allocate time? That is fine.
A fake project we’ll use to assign.
We will increase her bonus.
That’s my major onus.
Now how ‘bout a bonus that’s mine?

September 27, 2010 - Click!

“It’s not working!” I heard the boss sob.
While he ranted, I felt my head throb.
I was thinking, “You nut!
If you keep your trap shut,
I can get back to work on that job.”