Once while using my tech support chops,
I had trouble at one of my stops.
He won’t pay? It’s not theft
If I just up and left.
You can watch it next weekend on “Cops.”
“My keys vibrate!” I heard the aide shriek.
So I went up, its cause I would seek.
When I saw it’s a beeper,
I said “It’s a keeper.
It’s like something used by Moanique.”
"I have worked here three months, as you know.
So my treats here are quite apropos.
It's my hope they’re enjoyed
And that I’ll be employed,
That’s until JIM THE BOSS says to go."
Can we allocate time? That is fine.
A fake project we’ll use to assign.
We will increase her bonus.
That’s my major onus.
Now how ‘bout a bonus that’s mine?
“It’s not working!” I heard the boss sob.
While he ranted, I felt my head throb.
I was thinking, “You nut!
If you keep your trap shut,
I can get back to work on that job.”