We were hit with a message that’s hexed.
‘Twas a scam filled with JIM THE BOSS text.
Did the managers panic?
Their frenzy was manic.
I sat by to see what came next.
While we’re giving the switch a quick browse, he
Said that I should act like I was drowsy.
“When we log in, it’s swell!
We employ SSL!”
That’s an acronym for “Sure Seems Lousy.”
When the client called, she was aghast. Her
Cuts caused a web access disaster.
I am happy to say
A T1’s on the way
So their spam gets to them so much faster.
To get reimbursed for a fin,
Tons of paperwork must be sent in.
Tracking cash spent by you
Takes a C-note or two.
With accountants, you simply can’t win.
Ahoy, mateys, me teeth I do clench!
For these JPEGs of Anna the wench
Caused me server to crash.
Methinks we oughta bash
In that scurvy dog's head with a wrench!
HAPPY BELATED "TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!!"