His reports are fast? That's quite a reach.
But his times? They're a coding rule breach.
'Cause we all recommend
You need times, start and end.
Since he can't "do," he's now left to "teach."
“He’s not listening? That’s rather dim,”
Said the call’s moderator quite grim.
But he wasn’t daydreaming,
Instead he was streaming
Those videos oft used by JIM.
In the Shark Tank, I’m really well-versed
“Did I see this before? Am I cursed?
Yeah, I saw it. It’s true.
It’s just like déjà vu.
‘Twas a comment from September 1st."
There’s a server that’s acting quite sick.
Will a message we send really click?
With notes two megs apiece,
Watch our disk space decrease!
But I must say they really look slick!
“We’ve no power!” the newbie did moan
When he knocked out the juice in his zone.
“You call programmers when
You need power again,
Because hardware guys only do phones.”