They believed I’d be there in a flash
If they told me the server had crashed.
If I find it did not
They pay ten bucks a shot.
Folks obey when it costs them some cash.
Printing cards with each owner’s odd notion
Helped me put some escape plans in motion.
They said I earned my keep
As a programming veep,
And it earned me an instant promotion.
“I like helping folks, boss. Can’t you see?
And besides, he’s a PO’ed VP!
If I had to be rude
And be sporting a ‘tude,
I’d go work at the town’s DMV!”
Could that manager whine any more
When I went to her desk to explore?
Did I go right away
And start filling her tray?
I thought that’s what a TA was for.
Did the note meet the spammer criteria?
Said the CEO, “I sure do hear ya.”
A new management firm
Made that CEO squirm.
Let’s just hope it’s not based in Nigeria.