September 6 - 10, 2010

September 10, 2010 - Wanna bet?

They believed Id be there in a flash
If they told me the server had crashed.
If I find it did not
They pay ten bucks a shot.
Folks obey when it costs them some cash.


September 9, 2010 - It's in the cards

Printing cards with each owners odd notion
Helped me put some escape plans in motion.
They said I earned my keep
As a programming veep,
And it earned me an instant promotion.


September 8, 2010 - You're welcome

I like helping folks, boss. Cant you see?
And besides, hes a POed VP!
If I had to be rude
And be sporting a tude,
Id go work at the towns DMV!


September 7, 2010 - Back to school

Could that manager whine any more
When I went to her desk to explore?
Did I go right away
And start filling her tray?
I thought thats what a TA was for.


September 6, 2010 - Either that or these scammers are REALLY good

Did the note meet the spammer criteria?
Said the CEO, I sure do hear ya.
A new management firm
Made that CEO squirm.
Lets just hope its not based in Nigeria.